Times have changed since I was a lass. When we wanted to get baked, we had to walk 6 miles to the ganja farm in the snow and uphill both ways. We only had one thing to cheef and we were happy, but that’s only because we didn’t have access to all the fancy cannabinoids you do.
Now, people can choose from a variety of super dank cannabinoids like Delta 8, HHC, THC P, and more. These are all great compounds and this ol’ granny loves to cheef some HHC, but her heart belongs to THC P! It’s heady, makes me feel sassy, and is truly the trippiest cannabinoid of them all. Some of my fellow bingo bunnies say it makes them feel like they’ve eaten a few Portobellos (;
So, what is this magical mystery cannabinoid? What does it do? How’s it different from traditional THC? Well, we have your back… In this article, you’re going to learn everything you’ll ever need to know about THC P.
Strap yourself in kitten, because granny’s about to take you on the ride of your life.
Bet.
What is THC P?
THC P is one of the most popular cannabinoids on the modern market. It is a naturally occurring phytocannabinoid with powerful psychotropic properties. So powerful in fact, that THC P is widely believed to be up to 30 times more potent than traditional THC (Delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol). This means that you can use significantly less THC P to get the same effects that you would get by using a high dose of THC. It also means that you can get far more baked than you can from THC. It’s kind of an otherworldly experience.
So, if THC P isn’t THC, then what is THC P? Well, it’s definitely a form of THC, but nowadays you whipper snappers have a bunch of different types of THC to choose from. Let granny break it down for you…
There are many types of naturally occurring cannabinoids in the THC family: Delta 8, Delta 9, THC-P, and more. Delta 9 THC is what we consider “classic THC”. D8, D9, and THC P all occur on the same molecular strand, just at different points. When you chow down on some Delta 8 gummies, you’re enjoying a form of THC that has been isolated from its sister compounds. THC P is a similar case but on a whole different level.
To create THC P, manufacturers must extract THC, then subject it to a series of distillations to isolate THC P from the other cannabinoids. This process is fairly simple for an educated scientist but would go way over the heads of us space cadets. The big takeaway from this is that THC P is a powerful psychotropic compound that is carefully isolated from naturally occurring THC.
All you really need to know is that THC P gets you baked AF in a perfectly trippy way.
THC P Effects
Need we say it again? Yes, because the buzz is so nice, you can say it twice. THC P gets you baked AF!
Ok, Ok… that’s pretty vague. THC P gives you a buzz that’s very similar to traditional THC, so if you’ve ever puffed the ganj, that feeling is a good base of understanding to build on. If you take a tiny serving of THC P, you can expect it to feel like you’ve gotten baked on normal ganj, just a tiny bit trippier. In higher doses, THC P is a whole different beast. It still feels very much like your normal stoney experience, but super amplified.
THC P is believed to be up to 30 times more powerful than traditional THC. So imagine getting baked, but 30 times more baked. Crazy, right? I cheefed some THC P with some other grannies in my online skydiving class and they said it felt reminiscent of chomping down some goodies at a Jefferson Airplane show.
Keep in mind, this is not a psychedelic, but there’s just something trippy about this compound that you can’t put your finger on.
Don’t expect to hallucinate or party it up with gnomes… You’re not going to see trails or that weird Mayan calendar that won’t leave your peripheral vision for 14 hours… It’s more about the trippy headspace, state of mind, and body buzz.
Ultimately, we’re all unique and everyone is going to experience something different when they take THC P. The only way to know how it affects you is to give it a try.
So make like my ex-bf, Lewis Carroll, and go forth down the rabbit hole to experience the wondrous worlds that lie beyond your daily perception.
The THC P Reddit Probably Isn’t Your Best Resource for Information
Reddit is great for lots of things. Meme stonks, pictures of cute kitties, Lion-taming forums for Grandmothers… But Reddit is not always your best resource for scientific information. People from all walks of life are allowed to hop on and spout off all kinds of questionable statements.
When you want information on a complex compound like THC P, you’re much better off reading reputable articles from a sassy, but well-educated team of experts like those here at TRĒ House.
Is THC P Safe? Granny Wouldn’t Slang If It Wasn’t!
Yes, THC P is generally regarded as safe, otherwise, TRĒ House wouldn’t sell it! That being said, “safety” is a relative term. THC P gets you super baked, so you definitely shouldn’t use THC P and drive or operate heavy machinery. If you do stupid things like that, then things get seriously dangerous. If you just stay home, get baked, and you’ll be golden!
Go grab some THC P Gummies and you’ll see exactly what we’re talking about!
Time to Get Ripped
Now you know all kinds of fun and useful information about THC P. You know that it’s way more powerful than traditional THC, you know it keeps you lifted for 2-8 hours, and you know that it’s generally regarded as safe (just don’t drive or operate heavy machinery). You also know that it’s so dank the Army wanted to use it to sedate enemies but it was way too chill and enjoyable for that purpose.
Welp, It’s been real, but granny doesn’t miss THC P time for anybody.
If you want to treat yourself to some serious chill time, do yourself a favor
and pick up some TRĒ House THC P!
